I'm stealing Tina Lynn'sMake Me Laugh Monday series so that someone can throw me a bone today. (Tina, you can yell at me later. I know that I just totally jocked you, and I understand that there is the possibility of a cyber throw-down between you and me because of it. This is a risk I'm willing to take.)
Come on -- leave me your best jokes in the comments. I really need to hear something funny.