Maybe I should complete this meme.
I love Stella. Der.
People would say that I'm funny. Well, I hope they would. They might say I'm flattering myself.
I don’t understand why religion is so important.
When I wake up in the morning I hit snooze about four times, then realize the sooner I get up, the sooner coffee will be in my mouth.
I lost the necklace my mom and dad gave me when I turned 18. I think my mom's still kinda pissed.
Life is beautiful. And messy. Among other things.
My past is novel-worthy, but should probably be a closed book!
I get annoyed when I see Matthew Lillard's face on screen.
Parties are: better with cake.
I wish I had a housekeeper.
Dogs are stubbornspice. At least, mine is.
Cats are weird to me. But, I've never had one.
Tomorrow I’m going to lie to Stella's pediatrician at her 18-month well check. Because I refuse to admit that we still give her two bottles a day!
I have low tolerance for people who are rude to customer service specialists.
I’m totally terrified of death. Just sayin'.
I wonder why the caged bird sings.
Never in my life have I been on a television game show. I'd really like to change that.
High school was the time in my life when I had bangs, and curled them under. And then used hairspray.
When I’m nervous I put my hair behind my ears. It's my tell.
One time at a family gathering I let my cousins put my hair in pigtails, and then a mohawk. The cousins were about 13. I was like, 26.
Take my advice: don't get into credit card debt.
Making my bed hahahahaha. Never happens.
I’m almost always thinking about you. I swear it!
I’m addicted to caffeine, and loooooove.Ohh, and...
I want someone to pay all my bills for like, 6 months or so, while I sit in a locked room until my novel is finished.
Thank you for getting reacquainted with me today.